Maggie🌻

constantly changing, constantly growing 🏞🏃🏽‍♀️🧘‍♀️🕉🌊🌎♈️🦄⭕️💙

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

Just the other day I started laughing because I remembered this tweet. And it just happened again😂

[Phd candidate Dre @terrymaximo]

if al gore didn’t invent them then why are they called algorithms

[Keith @keithdunn]

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 11:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

[Stijn Noorman @stijnnoorman]

The biggest scam in the world:

Alcohol.

It's destroying your brain and health.

Here's what alcohol does to you (backed by science):

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.

Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.

But here is what we do know. (1/7)

[Bert Norton Commando @chittick_r89264]

@HouseInSession As an Australian watching from a far, American politics is like the best American comedy shows from the 60s and 70s
Think Ftroop, McCales navy, lost in space, Hogans Hero’s
Its as funny as them all.
But really, really scary as well.

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

@terrymaximo Omg 😳

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

@terrymaximo No.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. Whoever restored that photo is a hero ❤️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Kamala Harris certified the result of the election she lost.
She didn’t refuse to concede, didn’t incite an insurrection, didn’t watch silently while our Capitol police were beaten.
She did the right thing.
The democratic thing.
And for that, MAGA is now laughing.

Any questions?

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

🧵

[Paul Farhi @farhip]

Your future guardian of America’s health, a short story:

The outbreak of measles in Samoa starting in September 2019 created a panic. Schools closed, Christmas events were cancelled, lockdowns ensued. More…

[Rydercc64 🖤Never show fear🖤 @rydercc64]

@OhRick4 You're correct

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

@terrymaximo @ChickfilA @ChickfilA yeah, those look like the same amount of fries for both small and medium. Sus is right!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Tim Walz is a former educator.

JD Vance wants to destroy the Department of Education.

Vote accordingly.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of the coolest photos of the Moon 🧵

1. Paris' Arc de Triomphe by Stefano Zanarello

[💙Jillian Hurley @JillianMHurley]

I can easily support the woman who made Brett Kavanagh cry.

#HarrisForPOTUS

[Maggie🌻 @funkymag]

President Harris has a nice ring to it

[Phish @phish]

Phish plays a handful of classics and new tracks at the Desk tomorrow only on https://t.co/Kv35OFtf8F or on NPR Music YouTube #tinydesk

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?