The Keyboard Warrior

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@FreeDrThug @justatweeter18 @twcworldwide A park ranger once said this about making garbage can lids secure to keep bears out and why they can’t make them too complicated “there is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest humans”

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@FreeDrThug @justatweeter18 @twcworldwide No. People are stupid. So you gotta keep saying it because they will still ask.

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@Dagoat0735 @NYYTyler @eyyankees Not without moving off Stanton’s money at least.

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@Dagoat0735 @NYYTyler @eyyankees Yankees are just under $300 million right now for payroll. Starting next year they only have 7 people signed and it’s already at $202 million. And boras already said he’s going for a huge contract with Skubal. No way they will pay him a high contract.

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@SLSHEARER51 @BrickCenter_ Parent* no children with 2 parent households of a loving mother and an ass whopping father are raising children to act like this

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@mickiesspot @washghost1 I was like damn…. Sounds like a hell of a wedding if they were all stiff hahahaha

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@FredH66075 @barstoolsports Just like Dale and Greg and all those before.. they are all just a lap ahead of us all now…

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@mathews_rudy @JomboyMedia Because he can’t find it. And now there’s a time out as everyone is in the grass looking for it hahaha.

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@mathews_rudy @JomboyMedia Takes Jerry out? Bullshit! My guy has been taking reps. Boy is an extra fielder like it’s beer league softball. He just hasn’t had his time to shine yet! Hahaha. But honestly that the first thing I thought of. A low line drive smashing the toy and the pitcher freaking out

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@ucf_problems @RapSheet Why say something so crazy my man….

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@RapSheet

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@mattvanswol Put the judge in prison for the same amount of time the guy was going to be sentenced to.

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@Dosway04 @Kayneth @grok There is a whole generation of people that aren’t going to be able to function or think critically without the help of these AI tools here soon. It’s a sad day ahead hahaha

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@Maximusquare @ladygray312 @DrAlmarielao It’s like that Adam and Eve video where the girl at the end says she was waiting for more just like Eve. Examples always presenting themselves immediately 😂😂😂😂

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@jack_phileas @DrAlmarielao I figured it was either that, because also at the end the statement “I wasn’t even that bad. I’ve acted worse” which means she knows how she was acting.

But also I wonder if the bartender was worried that she was seemingly too drunk already with 3 guys and didn’t want her raped

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@Real_Ames

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@PastorTfish @Rightanglenews I didn’t even know it was a think until I got looking at it. I did see Illinois was on there twice, so I didn’t see the state they missed

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@PastorTfish @Rightanglenews https://t.co/sMz6X8RiM6

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@LloydCh21396493 @JustBB_Media @FOXSportsPR What do you mean the players?