corn

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Lizzo wanna be

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what if god was a balenciaga king

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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“were you here when we were doing rock paper scissors no hands?”

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sometimes when i stop talking it feels good *cackle*

[vini ミ☆ @sabrinautista]

me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”

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why are all the gas pumps in california uncircumcised

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when you send a grandma w dementia cookies…

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double cancer AND will cough when i hit the joint??? ugh :(

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jesus was scary today

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@zachbreechen these flowers are for you, handsome

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@zachbreechen 💕

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@zachbreechen and in love 😻

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hey kiki palmer if you’re reading this wanna kiss

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last super bowl i drank 5 diet coke cans

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i was sitting next to someone who
smelled like sunscreen. girl! don’t you no i can’t even get cancer in the winter girl

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why does dropping anything on the airplane floor feel like you’ve created a sinkhole

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ngl i miss summer

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how are pretzels simultaneously too salty and not salty enough?

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@zachbreechen omg!

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how do people walk with umbrellas and
not throw it around a little