Funky Hippo

A hippo bringing the funk

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

@HollyDeeganPR @LNRailway @AvantiWestCoast @chilternrailway I agree. Route from Marylebone no use when trying to get to MK, Bedford makes more sense

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@LNRailway @AvantiWestCoast @chilternrailway Is there likely to be ticket acceptance on Thameslink via Bedford?

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Whenever I see @Benfogle on TV all I think of is the lady who called into @BBCR1 about her family’s drinking game whenever he appeared on TV or radio 😆 very obscure memory! #benfogle #radio1 #bbcradio1

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

My daughter thinks @ollymurs sings “after a drink or two I was studying your hand” and has, for years, assumed he had some sort of hand kink 🤣 I just had to let her know it’s “putty in your hands” 🤣🤣🤣 #troublemaker

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The only sound that seems to settle the dogs from the fireworks are the dulcet tones of @KirstieMAllsopp and @PhilSpencerTV so every night has been many re-runs of Location! 😁 (luckily we are moving so it’s worth it lol)

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

Channel 4 should do a programme where the #fourinabed people watch their episode and we can watch their real time reactions 😂 or show them the clips during payment day just to wind it up more

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@LNRailway currently stuck at Cheddington on a standing room only train, because engineering works are still ongoing at Tring… works that should have finished hours ago…. #trainhell apparently the driver has no idea how long we will be stuck here…. 🚂

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Brought a new (used) car home yesterday which had not a scratch on it, today @suezUK waste collectors have dragged the wheely bins between parked cars and scratched it down to the primer. Angry is not even close to how I feel right now…. #suezuk @mkcouncil

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

Been holding to speak to @MKHospital head and neck dept for 30 min and have gone from 2 ahead of me to 6 now…. WTF. I don’t even know if this is right dept for Isla’s wisdom tooth referral! Aaarghhhhh stupid system.

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

@mkcouncil and @suez you have now lost my blue wheelie bin by yeeting it into a truck twice in 6 months. You don’t tell me tho… no I just come home from work, can’t find the bin and have to just assume it’s what’s happened AGAIN.
Oh.. and no one has emptied the black bins. 🙄

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

So close for Croatia - that was a true Eurovision song if ever I saw one 🎶

[Tamara @tweetsoftamara]

Yet another year when the runner-up should have won #Eurovision2024

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy My local hospital sent me a letter which arrived at 2pm on a Friday for an appt at 2pm the Monday following… if my post had been delayed I wouldn’t have even known the appt existed. They said that happens all the time - ppl don’t turn up cos they don’t know, they won’t call ppl

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

*whispers* yes… #Lando #MiamiGP

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@Channel4 need to make a programme of #fourinabed contestants watching the show like they used to with Wife Swap back in the day… it would be funny to watch people like this weeks numpties watch themselves #channel4

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

Finally starting the new series of #fourinabed on #all4 and I can’t take anyone seriously who says it’s 5 stars to have a B&B near Wroxham 🤣 you aren’t in North Norfolk mate…

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

Noor is actually absolutely unhinged #TheApprentice

[Funky Hippo @funkypottomus]

Here we go again… #dragonsden

[spirit @spiritinaditch]

#TheApprentice

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Maura is hurting my brain… #TheApprentice