FLATUL8

Father, husband, son, brother, Marine and patriot just navigating life. My views and opinions are my own.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Chipotle charges you $30 for this meal:

[FLATUL8 @funkytaint888]

@GadSaad @JessicaTarlov She’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed.

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@DefiantLs LMAO

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@YesThatVCharles @FrostyTakes Damn. Was it a widow maker? Glad you stiff-armed that shit and said “Nope! Not this time, ho” Might have to be decaf tea for a bit!

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retarded comment of the day 🥇

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Joe Rogan laughed at Elon Musk in 2018 when he was explaining the Tesla Roadster.

Elon’s response? “How fast do you want it to go?”

O O F. 💀

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@vivieg216 @YesThatVCharles Great news!

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🔥🔥🔥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Dude.

Elon Musk is on another planet.

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@catturd2 She’s fucking terrible, whatever it is.

[SheepDog Society LLC @SDSLLC_USA]

Before you clean your gun(s), ALWAYS make sure the chamber is empty.

Accidents happen because people don't pay enough attention.

Your life depends on it.

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@TomiLahren

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@DubzyOnceAgain Nice work Dubz!

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@KinitoinTexas @ulovewendy That was baller status back in the day

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@ulovewendy Where’s its case?!

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die

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@FoxNews @JoeConchaTV LMAO 🫡🇺🇸

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@EvanPrinciple 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭