immodest mouse

kiss me, i'm drunk

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

#NowPlaying "Downtown Romantic" http://t.co/JeEjpOaDQY via @songza

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Super Bored

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

ugh football whyyy

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

come on bartender, won't you be more tender? gimme two shots of whiskey and a beer chaser. love will be the death of me. #reginaspektor

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

"Ohh, that's some Greco-Roman shit right there..." "Sounds hot bromeo." #chozen offends me every two seconds but sweet jesus I'm laughing

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

never enough game of fucking throoones #GoT #s3e3
#goodbyeHotPie

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

wow hi twitter haven't seen you in ages

[Doctor Pug @DoctorPug]

tell friends that u loves em!!!

it will make em feel good like a cupcakes

[Doctor Pug @DoctorPug]

health tip if u hav a frownie eats a brownie

[Doctor Pug @DoctorPug]

if u r feelin grumpy u might just needs 2 burp a lil burp

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

Switching to shipment at Bath&BodyWorks seemed like a good idea. Too bad I did it 2 weeks before the semiannual sale. #soreasfuck #5000boxes

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

okay so i don't think i've ever been too much of a drunk dialer or texter, but GOOD LORD I snapchat like crazy when i'm drunk

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

Soooo happy to rinse that pan.

[30 Rock @30Rock]

“Shots? What am I – 12 and at my boyfriend’s frat party?” – Jenna #30Rock

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Guys, Yahoo is not "censoring" tumblr, they're actually making serious improvements. Here's a before & after example.

[immodest mouse @funkytitz]

Thunder so loud, it's shaking the walls.