MissBehavinFun

Married poly bi sub 40 🔞
.Love is a dagger.
.books camping tats piercings crochet.
.more and more i find monsters wherever i go.
.DMs open for mutals.

[MissBehavinFun @funmissbehaving]

Newest results. Still not much difference ;)

[Jennifer Holdsworth @HoldsworthJen]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ‘Fortunate Son,’ ‘Born in the USA,’ and ‘Independence Day’ are not patriotic anthems.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

When someone gets convicted of domestic abuse, their name should automatically go to the top of the list for any future wartime draft. You wanna fight so badly? Ok, cool- go do it for your country.

[MissBehavinFun @funmissbehaving]

#masochistmonday needles and beads and ribbons oh my 🤭

[Covie @covie_93]

Gotta hate when your fourth assassination attempt is scheduled on the same weekend as your son's second wedding.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

ADHD is:

“I need a shower, but I need to exercise so I won’t take a shower yet, but I need to shower to feel motivated enough to exercise, but I need to exercise to get energy to shower, but I can’t shower yet if I’m about to exercise…”

Just picking a thing to do is so hard!

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If the President of the United States just made himself and his entire family immune from IRS audits, then why the FUCK am I paying my taxes???

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The IRS has audited every President annually for decades to ensure there was no corruption. Only one president found that to be a problem.

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

watching the most wealthy people in the world push to not be taxed so they have even more feels like the exact reason somebody thought inventing the guillotine was a good idea.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

correct 💯

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed.

If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Opinion: It all started going bad when people began idolizing billionaires instead of treating them like the greedy, resource-hoarding, human-exploiting, planet-destroying sick fucks they really are.