Simon

Manchester United could win FIFTY titles, but they will always be the Rolling Stones of Football. Good…just not ‘quite’ that band from Liverpool.

[Brian Reade @BrianReade]

She's half-Romanian/half-Chinese whose parents moved to the UK to work when she was two. Had you “taken back control” to stop foreigners “stealing our jobs” 16 years ago she wouldn't be British and you'd need another bandwagon you shameless clown

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

One is punished for speaking the truth to power, in step with the majority of opinion in the country.

The other acts as the (paid by us) assistant/PR to that manifestly corrupt power. Nothing.

The treatment of those women tells us everything about the BBC.

[Laura Smith @LauraSmithCrewe]

Newsnight tonight pushing anti teaching union rhetoric. Absolutely disgusting

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There should be no return to work until it is safe to do so.

If work cannot be done safely, it should not proceed.

People must come before private profit.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Tory MPs are attacking the trade unions for raising concerns about public safety.

The UK has already had 30,000+ Coronavirus deaths. If the lockdown is eased in an unsafe way then more could die as a result.

The unions are right to put public safety over profit.

Solidarity!

[Simon @funnellyenough]

@AnniMurf @Goldflazz1986 If you were up at 4am, 5pm can definitely be moved a bit earlier...say 1pm? 🍷🍺x

[Simon @funnellyenough]

@TranmereCrohnie Fingers crossed for you🤞We’ve just moved ours from June to September, I reckon June is definitely not happening. Hope July happens mate 👍

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Denmark is refusing to give state aid to companies that pay out dividends or are registered in tax havens

We should do the same.

Let's bailout the 99%, not the 1%.

[Brooks Carter🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Edbcar]

A list of.....every MP that voted AGAINST a nurse pay raise......shocking...

Dominic Raab (CONSERVATIVE)
Boris Johnson (CONSERVATIVE)
Michael Gove (CONSERVATIVE)
Rishi Sunak (CONSERVATIVE)
Priti Patel (CONSERVATIVE)

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Dear banks,

Remember when everyone helped you out in your hour of need?

Just checking

Tim x

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

People often used to use the role of ‘shelf stacker at a supermarket’ as some kind of lowly job, with a sideline suggestion that it was of little merit. Oh how times change. The realisation that ‘status’ is an unnecessary construct, is one possible benefit of these strange times

[Gino Wilson @ginowilson_]

Does anyone around Clapham area need their dog walking while they go to work? I’m an actor out of work and my landlord is being a tight bastard so need to get money together for rent during this crisis! Here are pictures of me walking my own dogs 🐶 Twitter, help me out!

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

A message from Paul...

[The Specials @thespecials]

This is a Special public service announcement: #GhostTown2020 🕴 feat. @BorisJohnson

Enjoy, share the message, and most importantly #StayHomeSaveLives

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Those experts who told us Zero Hours Contracts were a good thing because they offered the worker ‘flexibility’ are a little quiet now. When this is over can we resolve to fix this perverse way of hiring workers?

[Kevin Williamson @williamsonkev]

Anyone want to tell me how Jamie Oliver got the Channel 4 gig when we all know Jack Monroe is the true people's food champion. A modern day hero, stepping up, helping thousands, often the poorest, just when needed. ❤️

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The government's measures would leave five million self-employed and gig economy workers with just £94.25 a week sick pay.

This is simply not enough.

Those without a fixed wage must not be left to suffer.

[Simon @funnellyenough]

@AnniMurf He’s completely out of touch is our Jamie 🤷‍♂️

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Only those companies who pay full tax in UK should be bailed out by Govt . No money for tax dodgers