Funner PATH

Funner tweets than what you get from the real Port Authority Trans Hudson! #PATH (parody account) #ny #nj

[Old Gay Mare 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏈 @GeorgeLovell3]

Seriously fuck off @PATHTrain over 30 minutes til the next train finally gets down to 7 minutes and then, shockingly, a delay because it's cold outside? It's February how the fuck are you not prepared for cold weather?

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

They do? Have they been paying attention?

[Cody Merrow @cody_merrow]

Dear @PATHTrain ,

While I understand the challenges you face with infrastructure and construction, please understand people rely on your schedules and the accuracy of them to plan itineraries. Failure to hold to them is failing your customers.

Sincerely,
#LateBecauseOfPATH

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

Superstorm Sandy hit 10/30/12

[PATH Train @PATHTrain]

1/4/20 thru 12/20/20: PATH World Trade Center Station is closed weekends from 12:01am Saturday until 5am Monday (except major holidays), to replace equipment damaged during Superstorm Sandy. Free transfer to ferry service is available. Learn more at https://t.co/jzS1HUEGGy.

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@runchranda No reason to besmirch an entire state!

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

Lolwut?

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

The path is my favorite train bc it’s never crowded and it’s always ready 2 go

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

"Engineer availability"... that's one we haven't tried yet. Thanks for the idea, NJT! https://t.co/aucgE6UAoO

[Morris & Essex Line @NJTRANSIT_ME]

M&E train #881, the 6:04pm from Hoboken, is cancelled due to engineer availability. Customers to train#435, departing Hoboken at 6:04pm making local stops and train#1085, the 7:22pm from Hoboken.

[Jaime Maser Berman @JaimeMaser]

To the standing man on @PATHTrain who scolded the row of seated passengers who noticed my 🤰🏻but didn’t stand up ... thank you for speaking up on my behalf. #mannersmatter

[Gab @gabbypooisajew]

Every single time I get on the PATH train, it smells like a dirty diaper 😵🤢🤮😷🤧

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@mkouassi166 @FuckNjTransit @NJTrainDelays @GirlReporterNJT Not all heroes wear capes

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@TamDee225 1908 as Hudson & Manhattan RR. We've been the PATH since 1962.

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

Who wants to answer this one?

[😬 @crowmatose_]

When did the path train get worse?

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

Great answers so far, keep them coming!

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@BriJaniszewski Which is...?

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@Ian7800 @AirlineFlyer @PATHTrain @NYCTSubway We're no experts but this sounds like some timey-wimey stuff to us.

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@AnthonyGriz @PATHTrain We have forwarded this feedback to the proper division*.

* trash can

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

It was never consummated, so...

[邓自闲 @zixian]

@PATHTrain staff is way above average in language.

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@HiFiGuy197 @tmecuag @PATHTrain Oh come on!

[Funner PATH @FunnerPATH]

@aaronvandorn @PATHTrain If by dusting you mean "add more dust" then probably

[Dom Proto 🪩 @Dom_Proto]

Yes, ma’am I see you picking your nose on a @PATHTrain full of people

[nic @tensorbodega]

On the crowded PATH train:

white woman 1: "have you ever been on the subway in japan?"
white woman 2: "I didn't even know they had a train!"

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