kel kelllll

fly girl

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

@bribricutie3_ @TimRunsHisMouth Life is painless for the brainless

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

Wow the boyfriend on the strangers chapter 1 is totally useless

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

CLE ~ Other - State Road/Cyprus - M is wrestling with a deer to prevent it from running into the street. CPD supervisor is puzzled as to how to respond. -BW

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

I hate we live in a world we're made to feel bad for calling out sick. Haven't called out sick since September but I did this morning and I feel guilty 🙄🙄

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

I'm so glad none of my bffs are swifties or Disney girls

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

Um did jemma go to Dylan's room that last episode after their convo?? She pmo so bad

[E @estxrita]

watching that calabsas confidential and jemma babe you’re a male centered loser actualy

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

One time this flight attendant was trying to hook me up with her bald divorced son and I said I don't want kids and she goes oh nevermind then... bro ur kid is divorced in his early thirties and BALD like I wanted ur fuck ass kid anyways

[ABC News @ABC]

A sinkhole has shut down one of the runways at LaGuardia International Airport in New York City, prompting cancellations and delays, according to officials.

ABC News' Will Reeve has the details.

https://t.co/KLkbWtClfU

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

I gotta be the most interesting person to have on find my bc like wtf am I up to now what state am I in

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

The movers at @AllMySonsMoving broke my elevator and I've requested a form to file a claim 3 times and have been ignored lol top tier moving company

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Quickly — what does the “Met” in Met Gala stand for, beloved?

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

What does flight check mean

[Air Traffic Control Alerts @ATCAlerts]

🛑 Ground Stop at Newark International Airport (EWR) due to OTHER / FLIGHT CHECK. Flights halted.
#EWR #FAA #AirportDelays

[2026-05-06 19:11 UTC]

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

If you saw all the news articles lately about spirit shutting down why would you book a flight with them

[Bookwater @bookwaterTX]

@the_transit_guy usually the pilots just start dumping fuel at 36k feet and then the whole crew jumps out with parachutes.

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

Her voice pmo so bad it makes me less calm

[🥔 @salzmann__]

Players when they see that Cleveland area code pop up on their phone tonight

#NFLDraftDay

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

I judge people who listen to d4vd ever the dude just looks creepy

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

Took like 6 months but I finally snapped from stress c

[kel kelllll @kelkelllll]

14 shots in 9 hours and blacked out ? Bro come on

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar.

She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area.

Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her.

A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.