feels

rivers

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before rick and morty there was brick and mortar but people change://

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I’m rotten tomatoes rating everything at least 92% bc baseline ur cute and tried ur best ultimately

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they’re getting smarter

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

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“soo what’s your favorite part about living in la?”

“oh uhh you know eating alone. getting coffee”

[elliana hau @Elliana_Hau]

I have the opposite of mental illness. Like mental swag or something

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getting 1 like on Spotify is a true modern secret pleasure
like bitch, with my esoteric titles, how did you find me? Ilove you

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can’t stand when someone
complains about being 27
grow up

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me on the inside

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

Forgiveness themed New years party

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new year’s resolution

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid, future Hallmark card writer

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replacing liquor spend by indiscriminately buying fancy water

give me that ten dollar sparkly glass water right now

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twitter is officially more analog than any other form of social media. like it’s lickey and crispy and papery in that way

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the 1975 found out about manifesting. has since revised statements. “I actually do want ur body and I’m picturing ur body on myself”

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I am reclaiming this😘 I am owning the energy of a thriving small business owner in texas

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I love princess di as much as the next girl but every time I see a monogrammed boat and tote with a coffee stain I throw up. then am violently ill, lorde melodrama