Funny Things

I was planning to be the first black president. Well… Barack ruined that.

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When teachers ask me to explain my answer.

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Thought of the day:
Why do they call it taking a dump, if you're really leaving one??

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College is cool because when you relax for 5 seconds all of a sudden you're failing 11 classes even though you're only taking 5

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😂😂😂

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Omgosh 😳😳😳

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Real talk

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When you ask your siblings to bring you a glass of water, they will remind you of how you treated them 3 years ago..

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This has so much truth to it.

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never stop pushing urself.

Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.

Why stop there?

Why not 9? 10?

Strive for greatness.

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I would take a razor scooter to the ankle for this week to be over.

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Quote of the year

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I hate it when I offer someone food and they accept.