Funny Tweets

Taylor 3 class of 2015

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I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and Id probably still not do my homework.

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we still haven't found out what zoey said about chase in the time capsule

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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesnt sell air.

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Age 11: I whip my hair back and forth! Age 37: I drive my kids back and forth! Age 69: I rock my chair back and forth!

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A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

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Most kids - I like to drink and smoke weed. Me - When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.

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Me: Breath if you find me attractive! *Entire human race dies from lack of oxygen*

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Unicorns cant fly. I cant fly. Therefore I am a unicorn.

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A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.

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Your joke was really funny, but I do not like you, therefore I shall not laugh.

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Running up the stairs like a gorilla because its easier that way.

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.