Hustle_and_Bussell

American expat in Sweden since 2006

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My daughter found my stash of VHS porn and I had to explain what VHS is

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All my friends have cool diagnoses (ADHD etc) but all I have is eczema 😞

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My wife wanted a Star Wars poster for the bedroom. Which is cool, except the last thing I see at night and the first in the morning is @HamillHimself ‘s phallus

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I bet that small breasted women are losing a lot of sleep over those poor women with big tits

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@TobbeStrom I heard they’re changing their name to NOPP! Wocka Wocka!

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Just got added to my first message thread with comics in several months and I’m already annoyed

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An organization responsible for maintaining the timeline? Love the new season of @UmbrellaAcad I mean @LokiOfficial !

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Now that I have covid I’m farting a lot which no one ever talks about so I guess many people died from embarrassment

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Suddenly have a high fever and dry hacking cough. This had better be covid or @EViding will be calling me a whiny bitch for several months

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Why all home invaders in ads white dudes who look lost and/or embarrassed?

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Congrats Italy with your cover of Shout at the Devil! #Eurovision2021

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How bad is Brexit that the UK got 0 points but Israel got plenty? #Eurovision2021

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Globen is now called Avicii Arena and ticket prices are slashed

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Hello, Swedes. God here. I appreciate that you have a four-day weekend to acknowledge the day my Son (who is also Me... it's complicated) returned to Heaven, but I know you just want days off work. See you in Hell!

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I don’t believe in a God who would make me look good in black but also give me eczema. #flaky

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My boss just said “Many people are allergic to latex” and I didn’t tell her the joke that came to mind because I’m a grownup apparently

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Americans want to be extraordinary, Swedes want to be extra ordinary.

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@blandfers @EViding I don’t want to assign labels but she did grow up in Hässelby so

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Get you a wife like @EViding who grows potatoes in the bedroom I guess