TPB Quotes

Trailer Park Boys quotes. All rights belong to @swearnet. Profile pic painting by @crimsonyss. NO YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK!

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Gone, but never forgotten. #RIPMrLahey #TPB

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Excuse me sir, can you please step 20 feet away from the pump and extinguish your cigarette?

Can you please fuck off, thank you
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Drive, easy lover, drive!

That's what happens when you kidnap a dinosaur ya fuckin cave-dwalling prick
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Rick! G-go fuck yourself... buddy! #TPB

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Get your shirt off Trevor. Get your shirt off #TPB

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Dad, you're losing it
...pound the piss outta ya

That whole family is *so fucked*
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Things are just fuckin stupid... *wipes out in the water* ... survival of the fitness #TPB

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If those guys are alive they're buying me some new track pants #TPB

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Collecting them in your goddamn underwear, drunk as hell at 8 am? #TPB

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You ever see a fuckin janitor wear a school jacket Randy?

.....No
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We're gonna see the best collection of losers this park's seen in many a year #TPB

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Randy, Sam lives in a camper. People who live in campers don't run anything #TPB

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I was unaware I had an appointment with you fine people today. It turns out I have another engagement. I plan to get DRUNK!

OH JIM NOT AGAIN
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@YearOldOnTwit @ArdenZwelling Absolute shit show

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Oh, I guess you didn't hear what I said. The first thing was it's my walkie now, the second was you're suspended and the fourth thing was fuck off #TPB

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All I did was call him a mustard tiger #TPB

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CAN you read, my son?
Well that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself #TPB

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Boys, come off it. That's distraction chicken I'm buying Julian.

Oh sounds like you got my whip but I ain't got no chicken #TPB

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6. Tell Cory and Trevor to fuck off
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