conner

just trying to get sponsored by heely's

[conner @funny_conner]

[tips hat] M’elantra

[conner @funny_conner]

It's from Tea-Do. I’m literally drinking HeyTea. It's from Moge Tee with cheese foam. It's literally made by Sweetea. You can probably find it at Wantea. Dude I got it at Gong Cha. It's a classic at Mi Tea. It's at One-zo. You can drink it at Cha Feo. You can go to Tiger Sug

[conner @funny_conner]

Pretty dumb evolution that birds fly but all their food’s on the ground

[conner @funny_conner]

This tweet has sent the Conner movement back twenty years

[conner @funny_conner]

Call me sylvester the way im stalone in this world

[conner @funny_conner]

Vampires be like:

[conner @funny_conner]

hey are you okay, you didnt post your bereal when it was ⚠️ time ⚠️

[conner @funny_conner]

Just made this cool drawing

[conner @funny_conner]

I think at this point i could differentiate the inside of my nostril from anyone else’s just by touch

[conner @funny_conner]

You know how sometimes you hear a song lyric wrong and then you make up a whole reasoning for why that lyric works and you become satisfied with that then you find out what the words actually are and you’re like wtf that’s dumb i should’ve written this song

[Sabrina Wu @asabrinawu]

So honored and excited to be a part of this insanely special movie!!!!!

And thank you to the loml and gay Angel @__jasiel__ for helping me through the worst form of torture known to man: the self tape.

[conner @funny_conner]

I just want to do all the things, and its pretty fucked up that i cant

[conner @funny_conner]

RIP prince phillip, I know he would've wanted to listen to olivia rodrigo's debut album 'Sour'

[conner @funny_conner]

Sometimes you have to make an omelette as an excuse to break some eggs.

[conner @funny_conner]

I’m all alone, double masked up on a tuesday night.

[conner @funny_conner]

If you want the job, just be an applican, not an applicant

[conner @funny_conner]

giganta-vax

[conner @funny_conner]

the idea of a pet rock grows more appealing with each day

[Jackson @UpdogEnthusiast]

Yo I can’t believe my Mario party main was in the super bowl halftime show #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[Jackson @UpdogEnthusiast]

My email can’t even let me have this one. Hurts that it knew it was spam