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A befitting reply by a wife to her husband who betrayed him. (Click to Enlarge)

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Always tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye, but regret can last a lifetime.

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Sometimes, people who are thousands of miles away can make you feel better than the ones right beside you.

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When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Straightening the physical aspects of your life can help sometimes.

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And I'll tell you, baby, it was easy comin' back here to you once I figured it out; you were right here all along.

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"I love you" and "I'm in love with you" are two totally different things..

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No matter how "busy" a person is, if they care they will always find time for you.

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Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you.. but simply to say thank you, for all I have

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The best feeling comes when you realize you're perfectly happy without the people you thought you needed the most.

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I might not text you first, but that doesn't mean im not dying to talk to you.