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every dog has its day

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been telling myself this the last slice of cheese a lot lately

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for example: 40oz yerba mate

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they should sell a 40oz for every beverage

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lost all my power because of the cyst on my forehead

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inventing a vape that gives you mind control

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this is fucking sick as all hell! 🙏

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The popcorn buckets for Scary Movie are shaped like bongs and come in four different sizes

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being the bigger fem-man

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what if i got height lengthening surgery to take me from 6’1 to 6’10

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the summer heat worsens my mental retardation

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

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abusing substances so often that i turn into the green goblin

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https://t.co/5qWLC4FnuI

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not now kitten daddy’s trying to get it out the mud

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bro those army caps piss me off

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death, taxes, and always having to trim my nose hairs -.-

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yeah but i love laughing with my friends so it’s worth it

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was not aware that the trader joes habanero hot sauce is kill yourself levels of spicy

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i’m back but in an odd way

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study the data