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Repent now oo,no be when you see me de arrange files for Heaven you go begin shout ojoro ojoro

To God I go hit u with my trumpet.

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If God doesn't punish this generation it means God needs to go and apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.

The rate at which høøkup girls are increasing everyday is too much and the painful part of it is that they are not even ashame again

Eche noo.

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Women will give you pussy for 2 years in a relationship and say they gave you “everything”. No ps5. No iPhone. No funny jokes. Just vagina. Lmaoooo “everything”

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Leave igbira girl for igbira men, na Omaiza go fit marry Oyiza... make them just dey za za za dey go

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Long time no see is better than this fool don Dey come again.
Stay for your house werey.

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@MelaninJelah Make you reach 30 first

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@b_adam45 So you accept admission for tinubu regim?

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If you like go marry woman wey no be virgin

[Bash cruise @funnybashcruise]

𝗢𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝘆 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹

[Bash cruise @funnybashcruise]

Bro I blended pineapple and coconut, the outcome didn't give me chi exotic o.

Wetin dey sup brooo????????????????

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Ontop belle wey i never accept you go born girl

[Bash cruise @funnybashcruise]

I heard some people are taking loans to do yansh, then do hookup to pay back

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Them go ask you "do you have a cøndøm?" You go say "my pulling out game is strong" thinking say na because of belle she ask you.

Na two weeks time when the itching start you go understand l💔

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I heard that people are taking loans to do yansh then do høøkup/àshàwø to pay back

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I go go prank this soldiers on election day, I go do like say I wan carry the ballot box run...but na prank

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Babe wey my guy order from Whatsapp wan put am in relationship

Cuz she notice solar and starlink

she even say make my guy no pay😂 Meanwhile na me get the apartment

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@Tufab Una Sabi lie ehn

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If you get this kind yansh, just forget true love

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But seriously, why you dey do høøkup?

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You fit press Your bab£ 400k today make another guy knack her next week cause she need 5k urgently💔