dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta

i have to return some videotapes

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

i miss her like hell

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@Mckarajohnson_ you mean the corgi? yes he is an angel.

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@Mckarajohnson_ here u go

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

the best news i got today is that my dad is cancer free, and that is the only thing holding me together at the moment

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@Hideki_Naganuma he’s so cool

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

this is my greatest flex

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

me with each additional purchase of Sims 4 DLC

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

New covid symptom: I can't stop balling

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

i’ve entered the ‘shaggy scott pilgrim hair’ period of adulthood

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

what timeline are we in

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@VGBList @jackboxgames

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i miss her like hell

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@cake_hoarder yo

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@VGBList

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@cake_hoarder nice bro

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@VGBList oh man i love that episode of the dragon quest cartoon

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@indeimaus what server u on?

[Scott @scogq]

every day in lockdown feels the same, 😭 it’s legit just wake up, drank, pour up, drank, sit down, drank, stand up, drank, head shot, drank, pass out, drank…

[dominic “funny calzone man” pizzapasta @funnycalzone]

@YouTubeGaming “what is a man? a miserable pile of secrets.”