Funny Quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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If the messy bun is supposed to be effortless, how come it takes me 63 tries

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you know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with " so this bitch..."

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I need to delete pictures on my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder, like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that

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can i unfollow my problems

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“why”

"because i said so”

good one mom you should be a lawyer

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reasons i want to look GOOD:
• for myself
• for myself
• to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
• for myself

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do u have those ppl that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”

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if u ever heard my voice on a recording i am so sorry

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when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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If u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways

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How To Stop The Tears - https://t.co/VLI4Kmgo4m

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Inventions That Changed The World - https://t.co/hrmp6InOmE

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I always want to be a nice person, but literally every time I try, it backfires. The Lord wants me to be a bitch. Okay.

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my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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He threw a garbage can at her

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did anyone ever ask the anaconda for its opinion

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i wonder what it must be like to be someones favorite person

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i hate when people flirt with the person i like like stay in ur lane bitch

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my life consists of me being annoyed 24/7

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sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog