Mark James

Legal alien in media. Views expressed all my own or my parents'

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@hoka your customer service is appalling - ordered pair of shoes 25th Nov (a present) & still not here, nothing back from three customer service tickets raised.

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@hoka your customer service is appalling - ordered pair of shoes 25th Nov (a present) & still not here, nothing back from three customer service tickets raised.

[Patrick Dexter @patrickdextervc]

Nothing Compares 2 U. Heart broken hearing the news of the passing of Sinéad O’Connor, such an inspiration

[Will O'Callaghan @willocallaghan]

I wonder how Salt Bae got pitch-side access at the World Cup final 🧐 🕵🏻‍♂️

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

We’ve team up with @etihad to giveaway the trip of a lifetime to Abu Dhabi ✈️

🎉 It’s DAY 2 of our BIGGEST ever giveaway & another chance for you to enter 🎉

Just: FOLLOW & RT

The second finalist will be chosen tonight 🤩

T&C’s: https://t.co/7uiWDV4uAS

#DUBEtihadGiveaway

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister recruitment ad.

[Mark James @funnycountry]

#hothouseflowers Liam got to Howth Castle in the end - fair play to the rest of the band and Tom Dunne for great gig and keeping it going

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@stephsmithio https://t.co/1KrwyAfbpL save thread

[Reggie, Blackrock Road @Askaudreylike]

A quick Irish lesson for Liz Truss.

@EoinBearla @CorksRedFM @BumperGraham @RM_Heffernan @Michael_O_Regan @NeilRedFM @cooper_m @tadhghickey

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@Dr_Draper Mmmm - let me think - no, not in the slightest bit

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@AccentureSong What an absolute load of bollocks

[Brigid Laffan @BrigidLaffan]

Major health warning to those using Dalkey Taxi ho get to airport. Booked for 4.10pm - taxi turned up 50 minutes late for a flight. Had to ring a relative to help in the middle of the night-not ok when a flight is at stake

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@Nigella_Lawson You couldn’t cake it up - must have been lemon dribble

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

Care home deaths
Brexit lies
Downing Street parties
All the other lies

Isn't it worth 59p to tell the world Britain rejects Boris Johnson?

If you can afford it, buy more of the mixes, they all count towards getting the number one

Buy via https://t.co/nNoHbTLgzr #BORIS4XMASNO1

[Mark James @funnycountry]

Good old artificail intelligence - what did we ever do without you/it "How Peter Jackson Used Artificial Intelligence to Restore the Video & Audio Featured in "The Beatles: Get Back" "https://t.co/WqCzJFr7ws

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@PatrickMcGee_ Unbelievable @threadreaderapp unroll

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@rickygervais @baronnoir Bang on - it's great

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@colmoregan And after the first bottle is ‘dropped’ there is then, of course, the difficult second bottle

[Mark James @funnycountry]

@andyoakes Heard a lady called Imriel Morgan of ‘Content is Queen’ on R4 Media Show a while back - they apparently make but also market podcasts https://t.co/HJQFLPMeYs

[Mark James @funnycountry]

Future archaeology of a lockdown - 15 essential every day objects that got us through lockdowns in countries all over the world https://t.co/B6u7mdNuXk