funnydadinc

Jokes, blogs and videos on the funny business of parenting from corporate comedian and Chicago Tribune humor columnist Greg Schwem. Also tweeting @GregSchwem

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This is what happens when you start seeing kids on the teams you coached...15 years later. #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #dadhumor

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My daughter’s @Starbucks order. Her future husband has his work cut out for him #starbucks #Coffee

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I loved going to @gymboree with my kids. As long as THIS mom wasn't there. Listen to my encounter w her and then listen to the entire episode on The Parent Pod #podcast #dadhumor #funnydad https://t.co/gAniCfFnJl

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For parents who are #homeschooling or troubled by #virtualschool laugh along with my @Medium and @Havencomedy column #schoolsreopening https://t.co/vuIcSCcwzP

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my daughter, a class of 2020 grad, has lost: senior prom, live graduation, her first year of college as a student athlete, and now the volleyball program at the university that offered her a scholarship has been eliminated. The "it builds character" response is getting old

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Parents are you doing #virtualschool? Here's a #Math
problem you've probably contemplated #homeschool #homeschoolingadvice #humor

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My column on not getting to make my daughter's last lunch continues to get cheers...and tears. #Classof2020
#dadhumor
https://t.co/5DVwkFsUEe

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How am I supposed to get #breakfastinbed when I’m the first one up? #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay2020

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To all the parents who never got to make their #Classof2020 high school senior one final lunch, my @TODAYshow #ParentingTeam column is for you #parenting #humor #dadhumor https://t.co/Bl8v50l5HJ

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"He’s nailing your company
culture. He doesn’t swear. He doesn’t offend. And he’s
getting everyone to laugh in a very unfunny setting" - Thank you @ExceptionalPeop magazine for profiling me in your current issue #Eventprofs #meetingprofs #corporatecomedy https://t.co/p3sdwAe2dY

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New #sizzlereel for my TV series A #Comedian Crashes Your Pad is now up. Laugh at the #airbnb and other #homeshare properties I stay in while on the road doing #corporatecomedy gigs #comedian #humor #travel
https://t.co/QxOzicMbOp

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Hey, dads are funny too. Need a funny, #corporatecomedy message delivered to a friend, relative or co-worker's phone while supporting worthy causes? Hire me through @BookCameo and proceeds go to @nokidhungry Now through April 18 #CameoCares https://t.co/exwaPirDLk

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My thoughts on those #disney #magicbands #dadhumor #funnydad #dadblogger #travelblogger

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It's been 24 hours since I was named Dad of the Month. And the #paparazzi won't stop following me. Thanks a lot @thebabyspotca https://t.co/2eNiQVNFIl

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Thanks @babyspotca for electing me Dad of the Month. I knew those under the table payments were a good idea #funnydad #dads #dad2summit #humor
https://t.co/2eNiQVNFIl

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@amazon sent back 1 copy of my book, Text Me If You're Breathing, saying they were “overstocked.” I apologize for cluttering up the warehouse. Get it on my website at https://t.co/j5PRsGQ4ZW #amazonbooks #parenting #humor

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My daughter is back on her #glutenfree diet so I decided it was a perfect time to repost one of my favorite blog posts on being a "gluten-ful" dad. #nutrition #health #funnydad #humor https://t.co/IHYJ86oLXA

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Hey #Disney #mom I don't have the #coronavirus. Okay? Read about yourself in @medium. Now you're famous. https://t.co/4gQuAGZxqP

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When I'm not making jokes about my kids onstage, I'm crashing strangers' @airbnb and @vrbo pads as part of my series A Comedian Crashes Your Pad. Check out all the episodes at https://t.co/QE0rGAE5Bt

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Strange, I don't know anyone in the anti #Hallmark group "One Million Moms"...and I know a LOT of Moms.