Darsh Bhatti

Engineer solving Real life problems like stress, anxiety, Depression.

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There are no jokes for "kadi choudas" after 6.00 P.M.

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The best way one can not laugh is to think of his career.

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This app is just an "E" away from EX .

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She told me about her EX , I told about mine(X) .

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Engineering degree is important , after death .

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My Ex tweeted last night about X' .

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@rakhdu_jani Tamne post karta joi amne Maja aayvi .

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There was a friend of mine who got A.I.R 1 in his dream and could not open his eyes another day , i thought usko JEEna nahi pasand.

#dank

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Thand itni hai ki love bite chup jata hai , jisko milta hai.

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Treta yug is so favorite that I only use ARROW function in JS.

#ES6
#ramayana

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Chinese bhel ki achanak se yaad aagayi .

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Iphone kharidne valo k pass AAI ki kami hai .

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Aaj mere pass moto-rola ka phone hai to meri demand zyada hai.

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Ye bhid bhad vale log ko iphone nahi dena chahiye .

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Mene khid k joke per kulhadi mar di , ab muj pe case hoga .

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Bawli gand of Bollywood ko ye log achi film mante hai .

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Meri to rashi bhi last hai , How મીન .

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Meri to rashi bhi last hai , HOW MEAN .

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Acha hai Trade bhi trend se nahi ho raha varna india ka samaan direct Japan ya Korea chala jata .

#Peaceful

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If the trend says that boys have to wear saree , the gay's will be following.