Jason Delgado

Writer/Comedian/Actor .. and recent author - Buy THEORY now on Amazon

[Jason Delgado @funnydelgado]

When you don’t leave your Zillow search price filter set to Max.

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@elonmusk You’ll be ok sir. I have faith in you

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My 60 second review of #theodyssey - Hot take. Didn’t love it.

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I teared up watching this trailer.. looks terrific!

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Another big fire that just started in #DTLA Lots of black smoke😲😞 Stay safe #dtlafire

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@SportsCenter Oxygen…gets you high ..

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Finally did it🎉🎉🏈🏈 - https://t.co/jUnS3nogz3

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I made a cool little football drafting game where the goal is to get a perfect record of 17–0. I’d love if you gave it a try - thanks.

https://t.co/jUnS3nogz3

[Jason Delgado @funnydelgado]

My late brother an I bonded so hard over @DestinyTheGame - ran 2 man raids, nightfalls with friends, unforgettable memories. So grateful for this game and the bond it provided to my brother and I and countless other Guardians. It was Legend! RIP

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@ArtButSports do your thing

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The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

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@shockadelicaust @SVG__Collection However, it was used by Spike Lee for a scene in Summer of Sam that completely rips off the opening of Boogie Nights - sneak homage or unintentionally steal? https://t.co/OTDH7x90K7

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Amazing team, incredible game, dedicated support with thousands of changes and updates in under two months.Still can’t open my door right 🤷🏽‍♂️#crimsondesert #pearlabyss #gamebugs

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SO to the hugely entertaining somewhat inappropriate graphics person on the #nfldraft broadcast team. Juicy!? 😂Wild!

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@realitywithriss 🎂🎉

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Draft him for the hair alone 🏈

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Bad Indian Food - Good Goal
https://t.co/701bBwzf9h

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@QTHESTORMM Great idea. 🍀🤞

[Jason Delgado @funnydelgado]

Lemon poundcake hits hard
• Two cups all-purpose flour
• One teaspoon baking powder
• Half teaspoon salt
• 1 cup unsalted butter, room temp
• 1 and a half cups sugar
• Four large eggs
• Two teaspoons vanilla extract
• 3 tablespoons lemon juice
• 1/2cuo sourcream

[Jason Delgado @funnydelgado]

Grumpy Old Men. #hof #scandal #nfl

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Bad Bunny - Good Flan