Dog Jokes

Everything dog jokes

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

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What do you get if you cross a dog with concorde? A jet setter.

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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P.

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Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!