Elizabeth Fries

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? hmm- awkward

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

The Amazon delivery man and I have set the date for our wedding.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

@WilliamAder “Will there be a lunch break?”

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

What’s the dress attire for the official start of hurricane season?

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

The upside down “M,” are they in dire danger or grave distress? If someone has tampered with the Diet Coke machine I’m suiting up!

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

I’m aging like a fine box wine.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

#NewProfilePic

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

My cardio level can best be described as “tenderizing veal.”

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

When you move to Oregon, the Chamber of Commerce gifts you a flannel shirt.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by @k__h__r

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

My yoga position is downward, ever downward, down some more…almost there…dog.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

I just spent $30 at Whole Foods. I hope I enjoy my apple.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Just some old fraternity bros ready for another day in the Grove.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

‘When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” ….put the gummies away.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

I’m thinking this Taylor Swift will be pretty good once she gets her name out there.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I'll stay here until it's just me and Elon. Then I'll block him.

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

We made Mother Nature “turn this car around” and she has had it “up to HERE!”

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

@DannyDeraney Hi bestie!

[Elizabeth Fries @funnyfries]

@PopCrave Turtle upended his shell.