Funny Stuff

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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I'm always in a "fuck it" kinda mood

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to all the clothes I left at people's houses: I miss u

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when your mascara is $23 there's no time for crying

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When i get my hopes up

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Fries before guys

All foods before dudes.

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in the mood to cuddle for 3 days straight

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Pizza > people

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“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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things that should be under $10:

• plane tickets
• clothing
• college
• everything

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On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Nothing.. bc im single as fuck

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in the mood to lay on a beach and sip some margaritas and go swimming in the ocean and feel some sand on me and not be freezing all the time

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i hate when people make fun of other peoples acne like they can't help it, dont be a dick

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ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard r my favorite kind of people

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i need one of those kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living

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my hobbies:

- switching between the same three apps for hours
- imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

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I get jealous, I get mad, I get worried, I get curious. But that's only because I love you so much and I don't wanna lose you.

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I don't want a job, I just want pay-checks

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Top Influential Inventions - https://t.co/OwaZaU3bAE

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Simple Floor Exercises for Men - https://t.co/ywjGx27u5p

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I’ll just watch one:
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