Ted Myers

Creative, entrepreneurial-type dispensing humorous life advice; that's right...I'm a handy DISPENSER!

[Ted Myers @FunnyHelpfulGuy]

@elonmusk Dude

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@elonmusk @dvorahfr Elon, this helps a lot to get to know you. Except for your propensity to support "people of the lie" (Republicans), I am growing quite fond of you and my 2021 Tesla 'Y'. Carry on. <3

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Sunday that he does not believe Russian President Vladimir Putin is bluffing with his threats to use nuclear weapons, and urged Ukraine's allies to continue putting pressure on Putin to deter him. https://t.co/DvcgofUISX

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@robreiner Hear hear!

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@newftbj @ijk_3 @HarvardFootball Grandmother is very proud!

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@elonmusk Cool!

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@elonmusk @engineers_feed Gimme supercharger access and on board updates on a Geely Zeekur 001 and Bazinga! Oh my!

[Ted Myers @FunnyHelpfulGuy]

@elonmusk I trust you, Elon. I drive your 'Y'. You are goodness. ❤️����💛💚💙💜

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@elonmusk Go!

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@elonmusk You got this!

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@ijk_3 @yalefootball @CoachRenoYale @coachjjanderson @COACHDOTT @CoachOstrowsky @coach_smcgowan @coach_cahill @Coach_Willey_FB Buff!

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@jaketapper You're a complete embarrassment.

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@vangoghartist Love it! It's like I am there!

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@SteveSchmidtSES Sick bastards!

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@DanRather Bathrobe-Dorm-Roamer

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@elonmusk Squinting-Frunk-Muttster? Yah!

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Exactly what Jesus would say.

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@DanRather May I have "half the relevance you bring to our world" as I enter my 79th year. Dan, you truly are "...a National Treasure". Thank you so much. ❤

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Hmmm.... There’s something about this headline I can’t quite put my finger on. In addition to the evacuation ending, did something else end when US Forces left Kabul?

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Excellent piece by @chaunceydevega

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https://t.co/BP8YwCyuLn