Funny Joke

Disclaimer: Most jokes are passed on from others. All in good fun

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Married men don’t live longer.
It just seems longer.

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What animal is best at baseball?

A Bat

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K

HDMI?

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If apple made a car, would it still have windows?

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WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH

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When you die what’s the last body part that dies last.

Your pupils. They dilate

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Why do orphans become criminals?

Because they want to feel Wanted

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym.
She didn’t show up.
That’s when I knew we weren’t going to work out

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it was peeling bad.

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2 weeks ago I sent in my hearing aid for repair.
I haven’t heard anything since

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Why did the alligator cross the road?

Because it wanted to be Bayou

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How does the moon cut its hair.

Eclipse it

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What does Frankenstein drive?

A monster truck

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Why does a duck have a tail?

To cover up its butt quack

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Dad joke

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I tried to remarry my ex wife but she realized I was only after my own money

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet.

Supplies!!

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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat. Don’t open it.

It’s spam

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How do you count cows?

With a COWculator

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?