Jason Lefkowitz

Writer, comedian, with liberty and justice for all.

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@975TheFanatic @BillColarulo Connor McPhilly would be insane! 🙏🏻

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@TheMaineWire So informed and wears a rolling stone shirt. Yeah. Ok.

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@FELibrary_ And yet somehow let Illuminati Messi beat them in the World Cup. “Staying neutral” I guess.

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@FadeAwayMedia Looks like he’s been eating some dirty puss. Maybe stop the sin?

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@zarahussain999 Solution is simple. There are two answers. One: u assimilate to the culture ur moving into. That means no more sharia law or pushing Islamic views in public spaces. There other option is to move to a Muslim nation. Not hard.

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Um NO.

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I’m going to continue posting this every week.

Senator Jamie Pedersen said if little girls as young as 8 who can menstruate, her parents have no right to be involved in her s*xual decisions.

He leads the Democrat LGBTQ Caucus

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@ksorbs 🤣🤣🤣

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@realstewpeters They have to win more than just this game, against far better teams to win it all. It’s all bread and circus anyway so who really gives a shit. Our best vs ur best. LFG! USA!!!!

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@therealmissjo All the English fans had to do was go outside and party with them! Why they sleeping? Bunch of fags.

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People are great all over the world and Jesus loves us all!

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I love Toy Story as most of us do, but this is gross. Also we know Tom hanks is a pedo.

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@joeybtoonz This kid was raped by his father. Cut him some slack. Lord knows who else has fkd this kid up.

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@odysseymovie Nolan is a story-stealing hack who hasn’t had an original thought in his body. He’s a dark twisted being who steals and kills for his ego. I pray the Lord wakes him up and he can repent before he is too far from God that he burns away.

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🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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@OrangeMecanix @godrus @RadicalEyesUK “We just scheduled shows were they required them”. If u are RATM then u don’t do those shows period. U fight against the machine. They sold out and did shows for the machine. Period.

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@MLFootball Stud. What a beautiful event!

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@JOKAQARMY1 7/11 ice cream is fkn amazing. I couldn’t figure out why but know I know; it’s made from candy taken from babies. If there is a healthy and delicious ice cream lmk. 🤪

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@godrus @RadicalEyesUK Who became a bunch of vax-tards.

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@thewakeninq Wait till she learns that’s actually an ancient giant tree. 🫶🏻

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@Barkley_Tap First off LeSean McCoy is an EAGLE! Secondly no Sequan?