Amit Sharma

Sirf Comedian

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Middle berth, Middle fingre aur Middle child, teeno hi pareshaan karte hain.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Police have arrested this cook who was preparing food in the kitchen of Hotel Flourish Stays, where the fire reportedly started.

Next, they should arrest the vegetable, grocery, and dairy suppliers. Had they not supplied ingredients that day, there would have been no cooking and no fire.

After that, they should arrest the farmers who grew the vegetables, the factory owners who produced the grocery items, and the cows that gave the milk.

Sabko pakad lena. Kisi ko mat chhodna. Except, of course, the officials whose job it was to inspect such establishments and flag safety violations before a tragedy occurred.

[Republic @republic]

#CancelGiriBalaBail Republic Campaign Impact | Centre brings out its top legal firepower

At 2:30 PM, Solicitor General Tushar Mehta will personally appear for the MP Govt to argue for the cancellation of anticipatory bail granted to Twisha Sharma's mother-in-law, Giri Bala Singh.

Executive Editor Rhythm Anand Bharadwaj (@Rhythms22) shares latest inside track on this rapidly developing story

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

If Anarchy has a face

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Jo log BJP se morals aur ethics expect karte hain, woh ek unethical aur immoral TMC ke haarne ka shok mana rahe hain #BengalElectionLive

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

In 2013, seven men took a young photojournalist into an abandoned Mumbai mill, gang-raped her, and filmed it to threaten her.

It became a national outrage, as Shakti Mills gangrape case. Three of the accused were initially sentenced to death. Reacting to this, Mulayam Singh Yadav said, “Phansi dena galat hai, ladke hain, ladko se galti ho jaati hai.”

Among the most insensitive remarks on crimes against women ever made by a mainstream politician. Neither Mulayam Singh nor the Samajwadi Party ever apologised for it. Speaking of mahila sammaan with such a legacy and equating it to a mere Rs.40,000 is deeply hypocritical.

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Sir Ji please look into IRCTC online booking, ek saath seat milti nahi hai

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

“Nothing aur everything” ke beech main sirf number of letters ka hi difference hai, or there is “something” more to it

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

I strongly feel that Modi Haters are looking for a defeat tomorrow in Narendra Modi Stadium, taaki Modi ko 2023 WC Final ki tarah dobara Panauti Bol saken

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

The Supreme Court Summoned Baba Ramdev and Pitanjali several times for Misleading Advertising

Will Supreme Court take Suo Moto cognisance of the Tirupati Prasadam Case

Hindus were fed Fish Oil, Pork, Beef in the name of Prasad by Christian Controlled Tirupati Board

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Old video, socha twitter par daal dun, accha Lage toh share karna #standupcomedy #comedy

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

After observing how the BJP is reacting to current events, it seems like they have realized that the work done (or not done) over five years doesn't matter.

Instead, you have to manage the caste equations, give 'uchit sammaan' to every samaaj, combat misinformation, and announce freebies for all vote banks in the last three months to win in 2029.

I don't think we are going to see anything major in the next five years. They'll likely stick to regular governance. Tandav nahi hoga.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

I would never want any security officer attempting assault on any opposition MPs. If you justify this, you're trying to start a wrong tradition....
For a security officer nothing should come above their duty...

I'm sure this lady will be hailed as a hero by the ecosystem..

[Lakshay Mehta @lakshaymehta08]

@TimesAlgebraIND Farziwal ki nayi nautanki. What are they protesting for?

-For justifying Swati Maliwal assault case ?
-For justifying liquor scam ?

-To get free hands to beat anyone?

[iMac_too @iMac_too]

It's a relay race, not a sprint
https://t.co/743FfXSRcK

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Jitne efforts Congress apne president ko elect karne main lagaa rahi hai, utnaa agar General elections main lagaate toh aaj 53 seats nahi hoti

[Amit Sharma @funnymanamit]

Tomorrow at Hauz khas Village 7:30 PM, tickets link attached
https://t.co/y7vqLUU73G