Joel Lindley

Stand up comedian on land and at sea

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@doser_i85668 Raise your hand if you’re stupid enough to believe this is real

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@DefiantLs Did he manage to get you safely to your destination? You never mentioned his driving skills

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@LinwoodRose @willchamberlain Free your mind and let your wife outside unescorted

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@artblack01 @lavern_spicer The women who come in second place care a lot

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@amandababs93 @lavern_spicer Men always have the advantage, a huge advantage, in athletic competition. Even on hormone therapy trans women retain all their muscle and size advantages, along with superior speed and dexterity. No female athletes want transgender males competing against them.

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@13WHAM That’s some third world criminality

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@CynicalMother Or one from your sugar daddy

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@ROCHNYCRIMEINFO That’s why I’m not a vegetarian

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@CynicalMother The Big Short

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@ROCHNYCRIMEINFO Isn’t armed robbery legal now?

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@MikeColangelo It’s like determining the winner of an NBA game with a jump ball

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Rochester, NY lost one of our finest citizens. Miriam Shapiro was an angel on earth.

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@lambas70 @VinceRoyale Thank you!

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@Jayecane ????

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@FDSheckler What are the odds that racism is these kids biggest obstacle?

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@BobLonsberry It’s 21 to smoke and drink but only 18 to star in a porno movie? Imagine that 18 year old girl her first day on the set? “OMG that was a rough scene with 5 guys, I’m going to be sore for days. Can I have a beer and a cigarette?” “No baby, you ain’t ready for that!”

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@JustAMomNamedMP Tomorrow as in the day after Mother’s Day?

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@nathaliejacoby1 Of course, I don’t think anyone is suggesting it should be left out.

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@CynicalMother I’m pro choice but glad abortion wasn’t legal when I was a fetus. I’m quite certain my mom would have rather gone to her prom

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@BobLonsberry I read at a third grade level. I keeps me looking young