Mike Siegel

Comedian/TV host/ actor/traveler/podcaster

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

Our grandkids in 20 yrs: “You had the vote, social security, Medicare, a minimum wage, environmental protection, women’s rights, civil rights! You had democracy! How could you elect people who got rid of it all?!”

Us: Well, gas prices we’re high, and, um…transgenders?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kelly Leak's stat line for 1976:

Batting average: .900
Home runs: 50
Fucks given: 0

👉 https://t.co/2MP13xnwPo

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

@Eric_of_Aragon @RockSolidShow Thanks!

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

@JasonALevy @mikeandmolly You did!

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

At LAX security behind Ray Parker Jr.
I asked him if he needed to make a call. He punched me in the face.
#deserved

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“quiet quitting”

[DaveHolmes.bsky.social @DaveHolmes]

Chase Rice is both a country singer and a thing a 1940s film character says when they want the other person to leave.

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

@JCcoccoli Probably more common in music: Heart, Dixie Chicks, Tegan and Sara. Ashley and Winona Judd straddle both music and film.

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

@mrpeavley @NickDBambach @murrayv @The40YearOldBoy @Pat_Francis Photoshop geeks - take up the challenge!

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

If you say high school or college were “the best years of your life,” then you did life wrong. You peaked far too early.

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

Trump’s furious at the #FBI for not only searching his house, but for ruining what was supposed to be Putin’s surprise birthday present.
#nuclearcodes

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

The two saddest days I’ve had as an American were 9/11 & Jan. 6, 2021. The first led to 20+ yrs of war & “never forget.” A mere month after 1/6, the “never forget” people were telling us to “forget it and move on.”

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Breaking News: Florida Man Stunned to Find That Laws Apply to Him, Too

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

Is #ivanatrump’s grave a playable lie? Is it OB? Do I take a drop or can I ricochet it off the headstone like putt-putt golf? Sorry for all the questions, but we’re playing a high stakes scramble here…
#golfgrave

[Dr. Ruth Westheimer @AskDrRuth]

If you're going to have sex this weekend with a partner of the opposite sex & you'll be using a contraceptive, take a moment to consider that there are political forces trying to take the right to use contraceptives away from you and how that will affect your sex life.

[Mike Siegel @Funnymike__]

I’ll be performing tonight at @ComedyMagicClub 44th anniversary show in Hermosa Beach! 8 pm! 20 comics! Good times! Exclamation points!