FunnyMood

I AM AWESOMENESS.. jokes and funny stuff on twitter.. follow me, you wont regret it! DO RT @worstpickup

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اجتمالها خظاظها والزغيثي بالقوس واصدور

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الاشه مقصودي ويتوقعوا ونطري حرسيكم

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So much has changed since my girl told me she’s pregnant….

My phone number, my email, mu address, my Instagram.

#icebucketchallenge #abortion #prolife #notreally #AmloLaVerguenzaDeMexico #donttellamyiminmexico #becauseimnotinmexico #notreally #imnothighatall

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I invented a new word:

Plagiarism!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Be yourself.. But if you can be batman, be batman.

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Stop all the vagina jokes. Period.

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Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.

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I was in math class and my teacher asked "what comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer

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Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FU*KER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down your toy is under the McNuggets.

[Funny tweets™ @laugh_omg]

Alcohol is not the answer

Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

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Indeed. “@laugh_omg: True”

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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.

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Boobs

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-Why are you clapping?
-to scare the unicorns
-what unicorns???
-see??? It works!!

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"Coke please!" "Is Pepsi ok?" "Is monopoly money ok?"

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I watch pom. You misread that.

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Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.