mike burton

comic, dad, warmly sarcastic, warm-up comic, stand-up comic

[mike burton @funnympb]

@LennyMarcusNYC Huge congrats!! Best thing I've seen on Twitter in years.

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Oklahoma St. vs Oregon St. the Cowboys put a lot of pressure on the Beavers but in the end they weren't able to pull it out.
#marchmadness

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Happy day after Christmas! Still playing with your presents?

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@sweetbabyrays is so good that back in the day Oprah would have endorsed and it would be in every pantry right now. #bbqlife

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Can @MalcolmJenkins please also talk to the president! Explain/set him straight about things. Thank you.

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I'm thinking @espn should run 30 for 30 marathons for the next 30 days making it 30 for 30 for 30. #nosports #Covid_19

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Congrats KC!

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That's a great first half of playoff football! Living up to the hype so far.

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Glad I'm not a Vikings or Saints fan but I like watching their playoff games.

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Sure UNC won the greatest bowl game of the year but this Michigan-Alabama game is pretty good.

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Al Ducharme nominated me for this 10 photo challenge and this is day 9.

Every day select an image from a day in your life as a Performer/Artist - a photo from a day you felt fierce or a memorable moment you've had... https://t.co/yOvkhFVBGW

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Day 5 of this photo of the day thing. Damn you Al Ducharme!

Every day select an image from a day in your life as a Performer/Artist - a photo from a day you felt fierce or a memorable moment you've had during a... https://t.co/Syb8MA5gur

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The best Christmas movie debate is over. Santa Jaws is on SYFY right now. (Honorable mention to White Christmas with Bing Crosby.)

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This season of House of Cards is the best one yet. Government drama is so dramatic. Imagine if our real government was a TV show. Crazy.

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Not a Jets fan but they own the NFC East this season.

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I wasn't going to have another beer but then the 49ers kicker... holy shit dude!

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The best thing about that game was the damn cat.

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This Thanksgiving I'm going to be thankful for RedZone. Seriously giving thanks to RedZone. #blessed

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Congrats Nats!!

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Nice game Strassburg! No horse in the race but he pitched great tonight.