Michael Scott

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@wosgnn Fuck!!! That's really well made and catchy

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@theskindoctor13 These fuckers never learn, never ridicule him with personal attacks.

In 2014 they mocked him by calling him a chaiwala and he made it his entire personality.

In 2019 - Chowkidar chor hai and now this.

What a misfortune of our country that we have such a shit opposition.

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@NewsAlgebraIND Uhm, P V Narsimha Rao, HD Devegoda??

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@chiragbarjatya The root cause of all issues is huge population with limited land. And to top it off, majority of our rural sector is illiterate with zero civic sense.

No government in any part of the world can do anything if people themselves don't want to change.

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@ShoneeKapoor Judio... Tells me she is from tier 2 or 3 town relying on meta payout for pocket money

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@chiragbarjatya You clearly haven't had a good ghee roast masala dosa. Ghee is what makes it perfectly crisp and makes the taste 10x better. But, pure unadulterated ghee and not some cheap dalda ghee

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@EvryPaisaMatter @think_in_points Lol, you think only AI uses oxford comma. Most of my mutuals use oxford comma on a daily basis

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@iMac_too Need someone like Venkaiya Naidu.
Smriti Irani seems to be the best choice but she won't be returning to active politics soon

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@GabbbarSingh Should be held for contempt of court.
This is not the government to bow out to threats and emotional blackmail, court g**nd pe dande marke sudharegi

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@rahulroushan धर्मो रक्षति रक्षितः

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@wtfflok Exactly, core BJP voters have been saying this even before the protest began.
The three biggest liabilities in the cabinet:

1. Dharmendra Pradhan
2. Nitin Gadkari
3. Nirmala Sitaraman

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@ifOnlyKantala BC isme mein BJP ki branding kardi. Ek mauka nahi chhoodte Modiji

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@snagachandra @TaxationUpdates Exactly!! Been doing this for years but there seems to be too much confusion among the professionals regarding this.

Tax audit on 44ad applicable only when opting out and offering profit below 6%

Tax audit on only F&O applicable when T/O > 10Cr(5% cash limit)

Am I wrong?

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@CAHimankSingla Tax audit is not applicable.

As pery understanding F&O business is independent of presumptive business. 44AB(e) is only applicable when you have been opting for 44ad and this year choose to opt out and show profits less than 6%.

Audit on f&o applicable only when T/O>10Cr

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@theskindoctor13 And for fuck sake ask Gadkari to stop rambling about ethenol blend. He's not even the petroleum minister

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@yashpal3020 Bhai this was my 5th attempt and I am yet to clear a single group, have invested much time that leaving it midway does'nt seem logical but continuing it is a humiliation ritual in itself. Don't know what to do.

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@erbmjha The hashtags give it away bro... Zee5 has activated it's PR wing

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@jellyx20 You people will defend anything and everything just because the accused is a girl. Sick mentality

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@sanyayyyy Bc monetization has ruined the OG twitter experience. People make out engagement tweets out of absolutely nothing

[Michael Scott @funnyrambler1]

@sagarikaghose @narendramodi @BJP4India Of fuck off Sagarika, you are just an opportunist looking out just for your personal interests. Tomorrow if TMC collapses, you'll suddenly start believing in a 55 yr old man child who has been launched for more than 50 times