Funny Tweets

Your daily dose of humorous tweets.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

If women ruled the world, there would be no wars...Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

[THE DAILY DERP @dailyderpp]

Best coin ever spent. http://t.co/VfighPTZlW

[Funny Tweets @funnytweetsda]

HOW TO SCARE AN INTERNET SCAMMER: http://t.co/BoLhIw6NcT

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

You're weird, I like that.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Does anyone actually remember this from college? http://t.co/ZwdZjUWk sp

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I have mastered the strategy in dating a MILF ---> http://t.co/tcEX8fIG sp