H. J. Simpson

Just because you have sold your soul does not mean that you have driven a hard bargain.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

At this point in my life right now…

[Birds With Threatening Auras @AurasBirds]

you died

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

None of this seems like a good idea:

And although the supercomputer -- a powerful piece of artificial intelligence -- plays a big role in building these robots, it's "unlikely" that the AI could have evil intentions.

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists created the world's first living, self-healing robots using stem cells from frogs https://t.co/aQZMQa8Gk5

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@ABC 100% chance that Espinoza pocketed the money.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Fauci ain’t playin’. 🔥🔥🔥

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@ABC Anyone who thinks it’s not here already is delusional

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@TheRealHoarse Those are some weird looking birds

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@PoliticalGriot @AngelisMad @BrentNYT @nytimes Horseshit argument. I’m not saying people don’t deserve help, I’m saying EVEN white people are deserving of help. Focusing on race ignores that housing issues are transracial.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@PoliticalGriot @AngelisMad @BrentNYT @nytimes I grew up dirt fucking poor and constantly butted heads with people in college when they called me privileged. I never received a birthday or Christmas present. Never had anyone help me buy a home or pay for college but “I” was privileged? Stfu with this nonsense.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@PoliticalGriot @AngelisMad @BrentNYT @nytimes The reason I said anything is because this is a matter of class, not race, and the Times is making it about that. Their next headline is flint to be “Asteroid to strike Earth, PoC disproportionately affected.” I mean come on.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@williamlegate

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@VICE Mensa types are insufferable pricks whose identity revolves around being, ostensibly, the smartest person in the room. It’s more sad than anything. If you refer to yourself as an autodidact go be alone in the woods and spare society your “intelligence”.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@nytimesworld Didn’t the US commit to buying billions of doses for Africa and the developing world?

GTFO with this nonsense.

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@DeathMetalV Fucking Thanos had to use the infinity gauntlet to keep that gut in for the length of time it took to take this pic

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@norrruh The “relax ganimete” thing made me do an actual spit take 🤣

[Christopher J. Marcinko @christoperj]

Information security too - and anyone who says otherwise is stupid or lying or both

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@RobDenBleyker All I could think of was Unicron from the transformers

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@RightWingCope Why’d you hide the name?

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@WIRED Tell that to the #TheWheelOfTime folk, woof.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The United States is really 5 military contractors in a trench coat

[H. J. Simpson @funnyuserid]

@hemantmehta Seems legit