Funshaw

Use to have class, got bored and dumped it. Built me an institution.... Now I can school you.

[Funshaw @funshaw770]

@ndekekwe Thanks sir.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

This is rubbish.

The 10th richest billionaire in the world, is Warren Buffet, valued at $150 billion.

He didn't create anything, he didn't found anything.

All his fortune come from investing, reinvesting and compounding.

The "Oracle of Omaha," a nickname he earned because of his long-term investment strategy.

The easiest and biggest money is made by investors and not founders.

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

Glory!!
Another brother got this gift today

[Lorla 🌸 @Lholar000]

wanted to enter keke and this lady already seated came down and said I should go in, told her no and she said “how many be your body sef”

entered and told the keke guy to go, I will pay for both seats and even pay 500 instead of 400

and he sped away leaving her behind, I looked out and wagged my tongue at her(sweet me die😭)

silly girl

[Funshaw @funshaw770]

@GbengaWemimo God of brand-new cars, do my own Baba.

[Funshaw @funshaw770]

@GbengaWemimo Christianity of foolishness, sir.

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

I saw a man once, he was attending the Apostolic Faith Church.
He got whitlow in his right thumb
He was supposed to take medication and be cured
He refused
He expected the thing to heal by itself
It did not
The thumb got bigger and bigger
It got stinkier and stinkier
Until the whole house was stinking

Neighbours called his children and told them their father was sick
The children rushed down to Ibadan to see him

By the time they got to him, he was too weak to move his body

They rushed him to the hospital
The doctors gave him antibiotics and other treatments
But it was too late
The infection had spread and they had to amputate the thumb

They told the man
He refused
The children begged
He said he would rather die
He discharged himself from the hospital
He collapsed right at the door of his room

The surgery was done
Thumb amputated
He recovered within two weeks after this was done

He continued to curse his children
Saying they destroyed his faith
Until he died he never forgave the children
Refused to see them and his grandchildren
Died alone and bitter

What sort of Christianity was that???

[Funshaw @funshaw770]

@_zeuxs Lol
I hope he doesn't flop in Milan too.

[Funshaw @funshaw770]

@muslimnews_NG Let them affirm the rights of Egungun worshippers to wear their religious attire too, while at it, please.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Karim Adeyemi agreed terms with Barcelona and informed BVB he only wants Barça move.

Adeyemi, out of contract in June 2027 and not planning to sign new deal.

❗️ Barcelona sent an official bid to BVB to get Adeyemi now, working to get it done.

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

Yesterday, APC deployed the Terrorist Founder in their Camp, Shettima’s senior, to come to Channels TV & talk about PETER OBI

This morning, they deployed Umahi to Arise to talk about PETER OBI

But APC is not scared of Peter Obi. lol

We’re not Fools

Jokes on you Establishment.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Trump is crazy deal maker.

Iran was making a deal.
Trump was buying time.

It was obvious that not even a 5-year kid would accept the crazy conditions outlined in the MOU by Iran. Even Netayanhu didn't buy into it.

Trump allowed it to fly and used to the opportunity to buy enough time to stabilise his economy.

Advance the US position as global supplier of hydrocarbons.

Used the opportunity to free up cargoes from Iran for international trade.

And allowed a good chunk of Iran's oil to pile up in the sea with no buyers.

Used the opportunity to weaken OPEC, UAE pulled out, OPEC+ increased production levels.

And other producing countries explored alternative shipping routes instead of the Strait of Hormuz.

Allowed the Iranian forces to concentrate on the Strait before striking.

Iran was not sincere with the deal. Trump played along, bought enough time, waited for them to escalate first, before punishing them now.

Trump is always in control.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

This country is not safe again

Thieves broke into my aunt's house around 2 a.m. yesterday. They used a razor blade to cut through the window net and stole her son's iPhone 14 Pro Max, which he had only bought a few weeks ago.

When she called the phone, someone answered and demanded ₦150,000 before
The phone can be returned.

She refused, so they reduced the amount to ₦50,000. She pretended she was willing to pay and asked them to send their account number, but they said they would rather call it out over the phone. She recorded the conversation, including their voices and the account details they provided.

The account they shared appears to belong to a POS agent.

She doesn't know the best way to track them or report this effectively. If you have any helpful suggestions or have experienced something similar, please share your advice in the comments.

Thank you. 🙏

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

This is the most egregiously insane era under the Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu regime!

Could you imagine that the DG of the lawless DSS, Tosin Ajayi, reportedly told someone that because I posted about the illegal detention of journalist Zainab Sodiq, they would no longer release her?

Imagine that level of lawlessness and insanity: abduct a Nigerian citizen and journalist, detain her illegally, subject her to torture and then threaten to keep her locked up because someone exposed the injustice!

Tosin Ajayi and his lawless DSS must understand this clearly that Zainab Sodiq must be released immediately and unconditionally.

No amount of blackmail, intimidation, or hostage-taking will silence us.
#FreeZainabNOW

[United Fans Zone @UnitedFansZone_]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United reach an agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos.

Deal for him worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause.

Permission given to undergo United medical.

@David_Ornstein

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

This is THE MAN OF THE YEAR.

Alex Onyia is vindicated! He is my MVP.

When he defended some of the children in his CBT Testing centers, he knew exactly what he was doing. Those children are on FIRE! Alex could vouch for some of them — because he knew that JAMB & WAEC are a walk in the park.

Next time, when he calls out WAEC or JAMB, listen! Don’t reduce everything to tribe or Miracle centers. He has invested heavily in those children. I won’t forget when he ordered (1000 pieces of low cost — fairly used Lenovo Thinkpad PCs from Germany) in a hurry.

He even promised to order thousands more! He keeps fighting for education. He fought for the students of UNN to have better hostels.

He hosts Math Olympiad & trains teachers & pupils. He single-handedly put education back on the map. His advocacy has become an established powerhouse. Alex is global now!

The Presidency are confused. They don’t know how to congratulate the children for winning 12 Gold medals & 3 silver at the STEM Olympiad in Rome, Italy. Congratulating the children could easily be interpreted as promoting Peter Obi.

The world-class performance of the children is why the government must begin to invest in education & sponsor education tournaments.

Their victory is why tribalism & bigotry must die for Nigeria to rise. Aso Rock would have taken all the glory. All they needed to do was reach out & bankroll the children. Congratulating the Geniuses is easy for Peter Gregory Obi.

After all, education is his strongest suit. 👏👏

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

This is the White colonisers’ plan all along. Their goal of sponsoring the latest wave of xenophobia is to provoke other African states into ostracising South Africa. South Africans have no idea what this madness from Jacinta and her gang has cost them.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Another Harmless gist 😅

Recall that yesterday, the former governor of Borno State, Senator Ali Modu Sheriff was on Live Tv yesterday to argue that the North would not vote for Peter Obi in 2027.

Peter Obi ignored him like he didn't matter.

And today, Kwankwaso made out time to reply him and debunk whatever he said about Obi's Northern votes in 2027.

Kwankwaso revealed that Peter Obi alone pulled 2.8 million votes from Northern Nigeria in 2023. And today, he's joining him with his own 1.45 million votes from Northern Nigeria also.

And with such figures, Kwankwaso argued that Sheriff must be dreaming if he thinks North is not going to vote for Peter Obi, because at this point, they're no longer talking about voting, but they're now talking about winning the entire North.

This is a powerful response from Kwankwaso and he just placed the OK ticket on a firmer ground.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Someone mistakenly transferred 100k to my Palmpay account two years ago.

Before I got to see the money, he already contacted Palmpay and they blocked the money.

I was unable to access it and they also didn't send the money to him. He reached out to me and I told him that there was nothing I could do since the money had been frozen.

It's been 2 years and this money has been in my account.

I woke up this money and discovered that Palmpay has unfrozen the money and dropped it in my wallet and I don't have the person's number.

I screamed when I saw it and almost cried. Please what do I do??

How can I return the money to the fellow who made the erroneous transfers...
©Angela Francis

[Felix @felixherbt]

Tinubu is playing a dangerous politics that risks tearing the nation down.

If you watch Peter Obi's latest video, he spoke from a place of pain and agony. He said he has been tracked from all angles, to the extent that this government locked his car at the airport so he would not have any means of moving around.

If not for people's reaction, they would have assassinated him.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

That is precisely why a country going through a socioeconomic transition needs stiff, firm, authoritarian, nationalist bastards as its leadership - not "democratically elected" people who are subject to votes from these miserable idiots who go digging for gold on an expressway.

Lee Kuan Yew told us decades ago that when his government built high rise apartments to take poor Singaporeans out of bamboo shacks, they deliberately began peeing in the elevators and taking countermeasures against the government's attempts to stop them from messing up their own infrastructure. They had to humiliate and punish people brutally before they started acting in ways that were beneficial to their own lives.

If you want to uplift poor, colonised people, you will have to do it AGAINST THEIR WILL. Colonised people are not sane and a revolutionary must not pretend that he is up against sane, rational people who want a better life. A colonised man will steal expensive paint and empty it out into a river so that he can sell the plastic buckets and use the peanuts to play BetPesa. He will dig up his country's first high speed motorway that is going to add hundreds of millions of dollars to everyone's collective pocket, so that he can find gold nuggets and sell them for $650. He will vandalise railway lines that are meant to improve his own life so that he can sell the metal to a scrap dealer and use it to buy some pussy that night.

Colonised people are among the biggest dangers to themselves and the countries they inhabit, and any leader wishing to improve his country's material conditions despite the presence of millions of colonised people who are out of their natural minds, must be prepared to go the Stalin, Mao and Lee Kuan Yew way. Re-education camps, public flogging and forced labour so offenders can repay their debt to society.

China was once burdened with millions of useless idiots like this, but deliberate state policy removed them from the census and transformed China into the world's most successful civilisation. Hard decisions must be made in pursuit of development.