Funny tweets

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my reaction to almost everything

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So annoying when you get your headphones out of your bag and out comes two tampons, an eyebrow, a smoked palette and a period pad

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Do boys get all upset over girls favorites and sit & investigate them n suss out what other boys they talk to or is that just a girl thing

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trying to tell a girl that the boy she is upset over isn't worth it is probably one of that hardest things to do because they don't listen

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There is nothing better than taking a hot ass shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing

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A friend who does not defend ur name when u are not around is not a real friend!!!!!! remember that!!!!!

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Netflix is soooo much better than having to go out and pretend to like people.

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I actually get so stressed out when I see how pretty some people look with no make up when I look like a potato even with make up 😭😭😭😭

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How disappointing is it when you mentally put an outfit together thinking you'll look smoking hot - then you put it on & look like a potato

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All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings

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"do you still love her?"

do you stop loving the ocean when you leave vacation just because you don't feel it anymore?

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why do i like myself better as the puppy filter on snapchat

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i think it's so cute when someone still remembers something that you told them a while back like aw wtf you listen and acknowledge me.

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my lurking skills are a blessing and a curse

like i will catch u out

but i will also get my feelings hurt

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"you said you wouldn't, but you fucking did"

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I could lose weight but i hate losing

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*screenshots everything just incase i need it for future reference*

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do u know how cute i would be if i had more money

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it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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i don't care how cold it is i'll still drink iced coffee