john

hey

[john @funtimeswjohn]

@spurs trade fox for a PF

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Get fkn sturdy

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Only what you need

[john @funtimeswjohn]

I bought carhartt pants I’m officially a climber.

[jas @jjashole]

somebody said she looks like the titan that ate eren’s mom😭

[john @funtimeswjohn]

All I see is hope

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

The Warriors have released Draymond Green.

[john @funtimeswjohn]

There are only two dominant archetypes; linen pants and tweed pants.

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Why buy a fancy car when you can compound???

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Bring back nap time for adults

[john @funtimeswjohn]

All doctors and structural engineers should be mandated to take penmanship classes.

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Some girls really go to the gym and think to themselves; finally I’m built like buzz light year.

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Normalize ripping farts in the workplace

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Gordon Ramsey would be an excellent preschool teacher.

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Was doing jumping jacks today and I felt my titties jiggle. #manly

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Enjoy every sandwich

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Drake coming out with beef like marvel movies

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Lmfao I wonder what Chappelle is saying

[john @funtimeswjohn]

Bill Burr doing Leno is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard