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Its all about fun , stop worrying about future and lets have some fun with stars.

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Guitars are better then men because, you don't have to praise a guitar after playing with it #AF

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Why do guys like blond jokes --- because they can understand only that #AF

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After creating Man GOD said "I can do a lot better than that" #AF

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A women is going to steal your man , what you need to do is ---- let her keep him #AF

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Today's astro fun says , stay away from any proposals which are not clear.

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Difference between men an government bonds? Just that Bonds mature.

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Q: What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker, and the other is a fish.

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find a committed guy ... Look in a mental institution!

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Q: How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?
A: It isn't hard!

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Scorpio = Possessive, over-jealous, resentful, vengeful, stubborn, wild, and over-obsessive #AF

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Capricon = Skeptical, cynical, doubtful, negative, grudging, stingy and penny pinching #AF

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Guitars are better than men because, if you say bad things to your guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

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Gemini = Twitchy, nervous, easily distracted, seemingly shallow, foxy, shrewd, shifty, and sly #AF

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Taurus = Obsessed with luxury, possessive, over-romantic, over-jealous and vengeful #AF

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Aries = Short tempered, foolish, sometimes childish, comedian, risk taker, idiotic, and big-headed #AF

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Things You Should Never Say To a Naked Guy
.............. Ahhhh, it's cute!

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Men are like handguns. Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

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Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Q: Whats the difference between hard and dark?
A: It stays dark all night!

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Follow you stars rather they follow you @funwithastro - #AF