Tim Gard

Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker, Tim Gard, is a hilarious humorist, teaching audiences to enhance productivity & enthusiasm!

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Start taking responsibility again! Every time something is late arriving or out of stock should not always be automatically blamed on the pandemic.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Stop blaming everything that goes wrong on Covid 19!

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Week 6 of Covid19 sheltering in place at home and I worry that I may be starting to get on my wife’s nerves.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

“It’s not about being a comedian, just find your own humor.” Listen to my #AllBusiness interview with @JeffreyHayzlett on @csuiteradio. https://t.co/74PTzQUsHC

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Listen to my interview on #AllBusiness with @JeffreyHayzlett on @csuiteradio about building rapport with humor, and who my comedic idols are. https://t.co/74PTzQUsHC

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

@JeffreyHayzlett @jjramberg I’ll be there!

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

It was an honor!

[Lee Jackson @leejackson]

A genuine privilege to see one of my favourite speakers in the world again today the amazing @funwithtim at @psauk #Inspire2019 conference. 👌🎤😂🤣

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Sara, you run a tight ship and I rarely have been so well taken care of at an event. You have a black belt in events!

[The PSA @psauk]

Welcome to Day 3 of #Inspire2019! We're kicking off in the main room at 9:30am today...enjoy your breakfast, and we'll see you soon! PS @funwithtim is helping Sara and Beth out with his famous glasses! #DontBugHer

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

@TEDxChulaVista @thinkchulavista I’ve traveled the world but rarely have I “connected” with an audience more. Whoo hoo!!

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

If you want to be able to tell a funny story, study the greats. Tim CONWAY is gone but his work remains. https://t.co/0FGq8K8bBJ

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

#dayofexcellence. I’m going to have fun and no one is going to stop me!

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Don’t be afraid to share humor at work! I will be posting my do’s and don’ts of humor at work in 2019 and Beyond on Linkedin this Thursday. Link with me for more!

[Dr. Gregg Dickerson @Cyberknifer]

Continuing my efforts to improve tx results for men with recurrent prostate ca after prostatectomy. Using C-11 acetate PET to identify the sites of recurrence and delivering a SIB to them while treating the surgical bed using VMAT with no side effects, rapid ablation of PSA.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Marijuana is now legal in Canada and changing business marketing. Realtors will now say that property sales are based on location, location, marijuana.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you. A psychiatrist who gives you that diagnosis is known as a “quack”.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Thanks! This is originally from Lou Heckler CSP,CPAE!

[Fahd Alhattab @FahdAlhattab]

Great presentation today with @funwithtim! Great comedy and stories. Thank you for sharing your insights. "Speakers don't tell and re-tell their stories. Speakers live and re-live their moments."

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

You can join a group, any group, but you don’t belong until you give. #CAPS2018

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

@neenjames Falling asleep isn’t good but have you ever been in a meeting so boring you wanted to fake a heart attack to get out of it?

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Stress isn’t what happens to you, stress is based on your perception of what happens to you. Learn to see stressors through the lens of your Comic Vision.

[Tim Gard @funwithtim]

Nothing connects people faster than laughter. We all laugh in the same language and it connects us in a very deep, positive manner. https://t.co/ci5fQIsJRn