"Why is there a crib here?"
"It's something they do, to make you feel bad."
Mortys KNOWING appearing needy and pitiful is a Rick's biggest weakness and the quickest way to lower their guard down so they intentionally infantilize themselves for their own gain. Fuuuuuuuck dude.
thank god i have a fucking family and dont live alone id be endlessly b/ping
i do still but if i buy myself food i cant just NOT buy them food too and therefore, i end up eating less
a blessing and a curse bc sometimes. sometimes it just ends up with me spending more