Christian Seubert

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

“I just feel like if they switched mouths, then their faces would make more sense.” #shitmyemsay

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

“I love you, honey. And boobs. That’s all I got.” #shitmyemsay

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

“It’s my least favorite meat.” -Em, about chicken.

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

“Sounds like a male thing. Lesbians don’t really brunch.” -M

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Note to fellow readers: fuck Steinbeck, pretentious dick. Mark Twain is the greatest American author of all time #samualclemmins #huckfinn

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Skipped the gym twice this week to write. Working on that George R.R. Martin body. #bodybyhemmingway #ineedarascal

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Coworker sounds like he's talking in his sleep. But he's awake. #idontunderstand

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Am I the only one that remembers something while standing in line and mutters "well fuck my ass" to confusingly mixed reviews? #tenaciousd

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Why isn't there an old, sassy, Jamaican woman on the X-men? #xmen #getintheblackbirdchild

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

These gas prices make me want to due hard. #diehard

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens not being nominated for a Best Picture Oscar is horse shit.

[Dan Wuori @dwuori]

From The New Yorker: John McClane and Harry Potter drink to Alan Rickman.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

#Padme is a strong, independent woman who don't need no Space Magic. #episode2andchill

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my feelings.My BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌🏼

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

My body is my brain bag, it hauls me around to those places & in front of faces where theres something to say or see

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

I swear to God, if I get stuck in NC because of Goliath, I will kill someone. Just want to be home for New Year's.

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

Me: His speed? Not the Archery?
My dad: His speed with the archery.

My father taught me archery 22 years ago.
#Arrow #slightlyweird

[Christian Seubert @furbiscuit]

My dad started watching Arrow. Me: What caught your eye about this show? My dad: His physique. And his speed. #Arrow
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