Sara Fertile

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Has anyone else been vibing off the same 2 bobby pins for 5 years?

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

@TransLink how long is the train delay on expo line going to last??

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

@kianers Truly honoured and miss you too 💜

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Note to self: If you’re hungover as shit and the mention of whiskey is triggering, do not listen to Morgan Wallen.

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Adult sports are so strange like why are you yelling at me over a soccer game Bryan? it’s Wednesday night, aren’t you an accountant or something?

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

To the guy who has been jump kicking the heavy bag at the gym for the last 45 mins… same my friend. #sundayscaries

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Receiving a compliment from a girl at the gym may be one of the purest forms of flattery one can experience.

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Just saw a Jack Russell wearing sun glasses so ya, you can say things are going pretty great for me.

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Always tempted to post the recommended Insta Reels they throw together and it’s just my unhinged stories of food pics and my cat.

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Anyone catch themselves doing a little dance when they eat good food even if they are alone at the restaurant or just me? #returntotwitter

[trash jones @jzux]

lord grant me the serenity to accept the vibes i cannot shift, the courage to shift the vibes i can, and the wisdom to know the difference

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

@SmockumKayla 7 years in and I couldn’t agree more

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

@kianers Me but I know nothing… can provide good vibes though

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

@kianers How did he know tho… I have questions

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

I don’t care what they say, cab sauv and Chinese take out is the perfect pairing.

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

I always wonder what it’s like to have an idea So Good that you can make money off of it? #yafeel #quaratinethoughts

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Just cuz 2020 is ending soon doesn’t mean the pandemic is. Stay safe and disciplined out there during holiday season everyone!

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

A perspective we all needed to hear today:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human just learned. they will be working from home. for the foreseeable future. this is simply a formality. i was never letting them go back anyway

[Sara Fertile @furbones]

Just my luck that I settle down into my yin yoga practice right when Mathew has planned a raid in Assassins Creed 1 room over. #keepitdown #yinandyang