Dan Furfari

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

It’s that time of year again where I wager <$10 on my "if this hits, i'm buying the Lego Millenium Falcon" bet. This one took two screenshots to fit … I don’t think that’s a good thing.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@carriecramer11 @FlyFrontier They just announced that ours is canceled. Good luck with yours!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@carriecramer11 @FlyFrontier @FlyFrontier I tried to DM but the response I got (attached) is unhelpful and a bit embarrassing. Still waiting for a more helpful response!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@carriecramer11 @FlyFrontier Hi @carriecramer11 - here in CVG waiting for your plane to arrive so we can get to PHL and it’s the same situation! Our flight is still showing as “on time” despite a scheduled take off time 1 hour ago. I realize that doesn’t help you but you’re not alone!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

I didn’t know “bank error in your favor” was a thing that actually happens to people.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@InternetH0F Freezy squeezies!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

The girls were trying to make me pick a winner of their etch a sketch competition … never ends well. So I told them the winner is whoever said that her sister is the winner. 🔥

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

I was told I’m putting my phone in my pocket “the wrong way”. I’ve never given it much thought, but I go face down, screen facing my leg, into my left pocket. Which part of this is “wrong”?!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

Time for my annual "if this hits, i'm buying the Lego Millenium Falcon" (now on sale!) bet.

This one feels ... doable.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

Huh, just learned that the British word “row” (for a fight) is pronounced like “cow”. I’ve been reading it in my head incorrectly forever.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

I love when you connect two bank accounts and they give you those two deposits of like $0.27 and $0.08 to verify the accounts. Whoever said there’s no such thing as free money?!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@drpull Amazing. You should have sliced off a chunk and snuck a bite raw before searing, haha

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@patrickgilman @aubrasaurous @patrickgilman you’re giving off some strong Walter White vibes.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@drpull I thought so. Probably too soon for Ghost of Yang, right?

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

4 year old, talking about before she and her sister were born …

“She was in mamma’s belly. And I was nowhere. I was still under the ground, looking up at your feet.”

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

This is in the @GSPAirport, AFTER security. Every airport needs this. Good day for a delayed flight!

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

@gcolt45 When we lived there, one of my friends nearly spit out his drink when I told him I was “double fisting” at a bar.

[Dan Furfari @furf88]

I love using random movie quotes while playing with my kids. Now the 4yo is running around telling everything “you shall not pass!”.