Furio Junta

Ellis Islander American. I like wearing white pants, and that tells you everything you need to be know about me if you reflect on what this actually means.

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

@Stsantek This is what Helen of Troy actually looked like.

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Bro I can’t wear no Italian flag in Arizona, people are gonna think the bird fell off the Mexican flag.

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@ruby_encrusted I can reach the top cabinet(with a stepping stool)

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@aGnonSIS DUST 2, BOMBSITE A, KNIVES ONLY

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@bosco6000000 No I was talking the women who get work done and then lie all about it, which is a lot of women on Twitter.

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

@BasilianThought Which gyal have her pum pum out

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

I’ve noticed that every single person who blames (((them))) for everything thinks they are much smarter than the average person, and that they are very contemptuous and arrogant because only they know the secret to being intelligent. It’s like they all want to be applauded.

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@cazzoslinger927 People can like things and not be pretending sometimes!!

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Sometimes the really smart and beautiful women on here…show too many beautiful thoughts, and not enough hot selfies where their ass looks perfect. You have to water both sides of the yard for them to grow 🙏.

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

@BasilianThought Lmfao

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I know that’s right, that 7OH ban is coming up quickly. . .

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

@GothGuidoX Have you ever seen a happier face

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@bosco6000000 He’s polling like 12 percent

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This guy hit on my mom a long time ago. I’ll never forgive this betrayal, Armand.

[Hardcore Italians @HardcoreItalian]

Veteran actor Armand Assante has been announced as the narrator of The Streets of Little Italy: 100 Years of San Gennaro, a new documentary celebrating the centennial of New York City’s iconic Feast of San Gennaro. The film explores the history, traditions and lasting legacy of one of the most recognizable Italian-American celebrations in the United States. 🇮🇹🇺🇸

[Furio Junta @FurioJunta]

@lunarcycling MY HECKIN SOCIALISMO

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@ruby_encrusted A mild ask, all things considered

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Wondering if my mafioso grandfather repented enough so I can him in heaven and ask him why but then my cousin saying how do you know you’ll go to heaven, long story short, I have an existential crisis and my cousin is a fucking dick, hate this place.

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@ruby_encrusted Thank God…