Still thinking about the time I went to BestBuy. I was in a pinch and needed to buy some computer stuff fast.
The guy behind the counter tried making an up-sale and pitched me some anti-virus product. He said it's good and protects you from viruses
I looked him straight in his eyes and said, "What? But I want the computer viruses on my computer"
He looked right back at me and just said "Okay".
He looked at me like this: